BREAKING: President Trump Releases Official Boycott List For October

 

President Trump wants his faithful followers to know exactly who his team of boycott hounds think should be listed for the upcoming month. Along with the reliable favorites like Nordstrom and Hamilton, companies and/or organizations acting un-American and resisting Trump’s efforts include the following, according to White House Director of Information and Propaganda Art Trubolls:

  • TARGET
  • BEST BUY
  • BURGER KING
  • THE NFL
  • MACY’S
  • PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
  • COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET
  • ANYTHING MUSLIM
  • LOS TACOS DELICIOSO
  • FACEBOOK
  • WICKED
  • POTATOES FROM MAINE – VERY BAD PEOPLE VOTED FOR HILLARY THERE
  • SEPHORA
  • VICTORIA’S SECRET
  • HUSTLER
  • LOGIC
  • NBC
  • CBS
  • ABC
  • CNN
  • MSNBC
  • THE NEW YORK TIMES
  • SESAME STREET
  • POPEYE’S
  • NIKE
  • CUMBERLAND FARMS
  • DALE EARNHARDT JR.

If you have something you think should be added to the list, please call President Trump’s Boycott Suggestion Line at (716) 246-4824